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说个我同桌的事吧。

我同桌是那种表面冷冷酷酷的实际上是个沙雕的女生，不熟悉的人就以为很难相处的那种。

我们周一的晚自习固定数学考试，那天她迟到了很久，我们数学老师最后被叫去年级主任办公室把她领回来。

后来我们才知道，她在上厕所的时候发现她前一个隔间有光闪了一下，还有很轻的咔嚓一声，就是手机拍照那个声音。

她就觉得不对劲，去敲那个门，里面有人咳嗽了一声，是个男的。

那男的死活不肯出来，她就把厕所隔间的门踹开，把那男的一把拉下来踹到地上，把他手机抢了过来，让当时在厕所的其他同学去找年级主任。

在他手机里发现好多女生被偷拍了，后来那男的被我们年级主任退学处理，在这之前他妈过来求情，跟我同...

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